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ABOUT

Greetings!
I go by Byron/Rick or Holmes. Many other names depending on what im most fixated on at the moment. You may also know me as Wil.
I use he/it pronouns, but i dont mind if you use they/them.I live in England.I don't have a specific label for my gender, I'm a guything i suppose. I like men and use the term gay. If this ever seems contradictory mind ur own business!!!!I am 18 years old.Some may describe my personality as the autistic-coded alien companion in a scifi tv show, or the eccentric dandy in a period drama, or evil little freaky mad scientists.I am a huge nerd AND geek. I know stuff. Ask me anything!

KINS

Sorry its long lol. Full list is in this google doc if u want to read. These are just the essentialsDOUBLES R FINE I KIN FOR FUN

Name Source
Frank SpencerSome Mothers Do Ave Em
The DoctorDoctor Who
Sherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes (own canon)
RickThe Young Ones
The ManiacAccidental Death of an Anarchist
GeorgeBlackadder
Bertie WoosterJeeves & Wooster (books & show)
Dougal MaguireFather Ted
Stede BonnetOur Flag Means Death
Bill S PrestonBill & Ted
Cornelius HacklHello, Dolly!
MichaelThe Good Place
SchmidtNew Girl
MattEddsworld
Mortimer BrewsterArsenic & Old Lace
PapyrusUndertale
Charlie KellyIt’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Ford PrefectHitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
RincewindDiscworld
Julian BashirStar Trek: Deep Space Nine
VladimirWaiting For Godot
CosmoFairly Odd Parents
Herbert WestRe-Animator
Orin ScrivelloLittle Shop Of Horrors
Luigi LargoRepo! A Genetic Opera
Sweeney ToddSweeney Tood
MedicTeam Fortress 2
CB the Red CabooseStarlight Express
Inspector JavertLes Misérables

Interests

Les Misérables (various adaptations, mainly musical)Large gay men

DNI !! / Discomforts

  • the usual

  • proship

  • regularly make fun of (working class) british people

  • "self diagnosis isnt valid" weirdos

  • does not consume media critically

  • exclus/lgbt discoursers

  • -14 (unless i follow you first)

  • We don't share any interests

Before You Follow & Password

I am VERY talkative. If you don't reply well to dms then we won't get along well sorry...I spam my story a lot. I have a 2nd account dedicated to liveblogging while im watching something so i dont fill up my main story too much.I make kms jokes sometimes and will ONLY make kys jokes if i KNOW you are comfortable with itI don't use tonetags often, ask if neededI talk about myself a lot but I don't mean to. I never mean it maliciously. Don't tell me when I am because I will notice anyway and try and fix it.Some of the media i fixate on is gross so I will make gross/unsanitary jokes abt them. Additionally, I will make sexual references to media/characters I like.PASSWORDJust tell me how you found my account and why you want to follow me.
If you can't DM my main account, please send the password to my public account, @bogusbyron, which is linked in my bio... if you cant message that either, comment on a recent post or reply to a story or something idk

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